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Life of a nigerian engineer 4

I got to know davido when the construction firm i work with handled the construction of one of davido's house .we became friends. Nancy was a fine girl,pretty much like a girl who know how to have fun. I asked her for her number. And she gave me her number., "madam how much i chop?"i asked. "oga ur bill na 400 naira. I slipped my wallet out of my pocket ,and brought out a clean 500 naira note. "madam come collect ur money." "oga i no get 100 naira change,why u no tell me say u no get change before" Iya ibeji said. "Madam wetin u deh pack all those change for,abeg gimme change there joh"? This woman can be troublesome,but we know how to handle her. "oga take ur change " i took my change and dashed out of the premises. Then took a bus and headed for ketu. Ketu is where i live,ketu is a very busy area.. Immediately i got home ,i pulled off my clothes ,headed to the bathroom to take a shower. Came out looking fresh ...

Life of a nigerian engineer 3

She said That her guy resides in London working as a banker and he promises that he will be coming anytime to marry her. She was the accountant of the company,she graduated from covenant university from department of accounting. I stared straight into my laptop designing the church. "David can i discuss a matter thats troubling me some much " said yinka. Go on,the work am designing can wait. " i am planning to throw a birthday bash for my girlfriend ,and i have no idea on how to plan it" said yinka. Well i can advise u on that,u will have to buy a keg of palm wine,you will need to buy meat which u will cut into small pieces,also u will need to bake her a cake.and other miscellaneous items. "how much will all this cost me " said yinka just 20k will do, just invite a few of ur friends,i will call one of my friends to be the dj for u free of charge. "David you are the best ever,chidinma will love me more than ever after tomorrow. Yinka said with...

Life of a nigerian engineer 2

i take my work seriously especially when its something i have a passion for. "Ok oga ,i still be ur boy" said akpos. Akpos is a warri boy,a muscular looking guy,dark in complexion and has a good sense of humor. I walked into the main complex , i went straight to my desk , i put on my laptop and logged into nairaland to see the latest news ,i read through all and all the news were all revolving around recession and the consequences of recession. I immediately checked my mentions and saw sinaj and ireneony ,heavily insulting me. "Ha ha ha "I laughed hysterically ,because i knew how to deal with ladies . I immediately replied them , i told sinaj "when u go marry deh there deh show only ur make up face. And to ireneony " i told her that why did she always smile like a donkey in her dp. I immediately went straight to doing my work,i design buildings for this company,i am the best in the company though i graduated with a third class ,most first class ca...

Life of a nigerian engineer

Oh my god can't i have good sleep " this i murmured as i woke up to the blaring speakers of the mosque. I quickly jumped up ,headed for the bathroom ,brushed my teeth with close-up tooth paste,brushing softly as i stared into the mirror ,i saw a man destined to change this great country to a better country. Nigeria is a country which was under the colonial masters for a long time.Nigeria gained her independence in 1960,since then we have been plagued with corruption. This i pondered upon as i brushed my teeth lost in my own taughts,once i was done i jumped into the bath tub,used my Eva soap and sponge to scrub my body. Once i was done ,i towelled my body . I wore my corporate clothes ,which included a long sleeved shirt and trousers,getting ready for work. I went straight to the kitchen to see if i could prepare egg stew to eat with bread. The bread that used to be 50 naira ,the price had suddenly sky rocketed to 80 naira,"which way i Nigeria" i said in a frus...

Letter to nigerians in recession from Coolest chris

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A letter from my brain,am not rushing to write this ,so i will pen down my thoughts in simple English,Nigeria is a land blessed with human and natural resources but yet we are in a recession,what went wrong? Nigeria is a country riddled with corruption and all forms of evil,the most heart breaking of all evils is unemployment,how can a youth who went through the rigors and bustle of university or polytechnic ,then after graduation wont be able to secure a job to cater for himself and his family ,the problem lies within the formation of this country,nigeria must realise that Nigeria is not capable of providing jobs hence a need to create a system which we encourage the survival of all citizens even without employment,every community must own a farm ,were youths who can't secure employment goes in to farm to cater for his family,all humans need food for survival,Nigeria has been bewitched by satanic forces,how else do we explain the fact that a country as big as Nigeria can't boa...