Life of a nigerian engineer

Oh my god can't i have good sleep " this i murmured as i woke up to the blaring speakers of the mosque.
I quickly jumped up ,headed for the bathroom ,brushed my teeth with close-up tooth paste,brushing softly as i stared into the mirror ,i saw a man destined to change this great country to a better country.
Nigeria is a country which was under the colonial masters for a long time.Nigeria gained her independence in 1960,since then we have been plagued with corruption.
This i pondered upon as i brushed my teeth lost in my own taughts,once i was done i jumped into the bath tub,used my Eva soap and sponge to scrub my body.
Once i was done ,i towelled my body .
I wore my corporate clothes ,which included a long sleeved shirt and trousers,getting ready for work.
I went straight to the kitchen to see if i could prepare egg stew to eat with bread.
The bread that used to be 50 naira ,the price had suddenly sky rocketed to 80 naira,"which way i Nigeria" i said in a frustrating manner..i quickly made the stew and ate my bread.
I quickly walked straight to the door and locked the door with my torkoz padlock,this padlock has earned my trust over the years.the only problem is that when ever the key get lost,u better go and buy new staples for the door because that padlock can never open without its keys..
Yaba,oyingbo,yaba" screamed one of the conductors ,i quickly jumped on the bus,sat at the front seat,
one woman was just disturbing everyone in the bus and threatening the conductor,i was already becoming disgusted ,i turned back as if to query the insane woman,on turning i taught i would see an ugly looking lady but i was shocked to see a gorgeous looking lady,fair in complexion ,had an average set of boobs,not too big not small.
Na wa oh,waiting we no go see for naija everybody don deh hostile for lagos,na buhari cause all this one,i turned again and looked at her ,my eyes went straight to her hand and i saw her wearing a hand band which was a product from the celestial church of God,
almost every Nigerian dread this people,due to the fact that they are very spiritual people,on seeing the logo on the hand band,i quickly silenced my big mouth,so that i will not be put into prayers.
Just imagine adding negative prayers on top person this current recession on top the one weh person deh for this buhari era,na to die remain.
Who deh stop for yaba make e drop now ,na last bus stop be this" said the conductor.
I opened the door and walked out of the bus .i walked a little bit down the road,to get to my office.
I was employed last month in jimmy construction company as a civil engineer,i graduated with a third class.i hussled for job for three years, after graduating from university of Benin.
After walking for 5 minutes i finally reached the company,the company is the best in yaba known for building the prestigious seun university in lagos ,
how far David,na u deh always first come work ,o boy u too deh early" said the gateman akpos